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Our sex lives can say a lot about us as a person, but I'm not sure what the hell any of these toys would tell you about someone's personality. Their existence simply begs the question "why". However, I could see each of these little darlings fitting right in on the Island of Misfit Sex Toys.
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It's a matter of human nature that people will find ways to have sex. And if they can't have sex with someone else, they'll have it with themselves. Even in a massively repressed culture such as Victorian England, people invented or discovered ways to have orgasms.
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Thanks for connecting! You're almost done. Connect to your existing Cracked account if you have one or create a new Cracked username. Hedonism got way out of a hand when the internet came along and the sex toy market exploded like, well, a bukkake video.
Maryland State Police airlifted the year-old woman to Prince George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet. The man who called about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, according to the St. Mary's County Sheriff's Office.