Seriously though, in the immortal words of Samantha Jones, "They don't call it a job for nothin'.
Women are all talking about this behind your back.
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It's incredibly discomforting when you have zero pubic hair, TBH.
Description: I don't have to swallow anything if I don't feel like it. We can have different opinions on different days.